RE: Cupid - he's kind of like a bowhunter ;)
I love the ads for $39.99 on flowers. I got 2 dozen roses delivered to my wife's work on V day and after they get you for all the delivery charges, it came to $82.00.
I still want to get her a bow though. I will be trying to get her into archery in the next few months. Maybe I'll get her a "Diamond" and put it in a huge flip top box like a ring would come in!