ORIGINAL: Germ
Start cooking guide boy
I hate peas[:'(] My steaks medium rare, I prefer Alaskan King Crab and Lobster be Fresh[>:]
Yes sir. What 2 sides would you prefer with your surf and turf sir? Dressing for your salad?
ORIGINAL: Rob/PA Bowyer
Just five the boy a spoon, he'll be happy.
[8D]
As a precaution I am removing all spoons from the premises and wearing a chastity belt for the duration of the visit