ORIGINAL: GR8atta2d

So where we at??


A guy walks into a bar.... See's a guy with a mullet and jelly curl who likes to shoot one antlered bucks..... And says have you seen a large …woman, I have lost my date, she was wearing..... treebark…Wait I see her on GregH's lap, he is.... thinking location ,location ,location… relocation, relocation.........must relocate....... can't feel my legs….because the women weighed... heavily on a… 500 lb scale
In fact, I believe should could have weighed more than..... my legs could possibly hold. So I fought to free my self and....... ran to the door and jumped in my... Pinto ... which wouldn't start because ..... she was sitting on the hood and smashed the engine, So I Jump out and... run to the pay phone to quickly call.... my momma, but she ..... Was busy watching bill jordan outdoors so......... I hopped on my moped, which like fat girls are fun to ride until your friends see you. But........ Just then, I saw a bunch of my friends walking, and they said ..... Gregh why is there a fat chick on the back of your moped? Gregh replied..... Fat bottomed girls make the ..... rockin world go round. So he got on his bike and rode .. Excuse me thats my momma! Stated GobblergetterNY ...... so gobblergetters mom hoped of gregh's moped, and.... they left for a romantic get away in the moutains, where they.... they left for a romantic get away in the moutains, where they.... Thought seriously about spooning, but then realized that germ...... Quickly seperated as GregH ditched her and went to hunt down Germ and kill him for putting fat chick bait on the back of his moped! When he found Germ, Germ was...... running very fast, since gregh is an old fart germ.... Figured, "aahhh, what the hell" and..... spooned Greg .... GregH woke up the next morning and... stopped real fast trying to dodge GregH but instead got ran over like a rabbit in front of a semi. When he woke up, Germ....... huh? … jumped out of bed and ran over to the gerbil cage, praying that...... Greg had forgotten about the small Tatoo of Germ on his right arse cheek, and then.. all thoughts of remorse were gone, replaced with.. a new outlook on life .... so he turned and ..... Said to the deer mount on his wall... Hello and ....That's a huge squirrel. I think I saw one in my part of the woods this last year .. He Said, "That's no squirrel .... it's .... a very rare... and valuable version of my great aunts.... hair piece her real hair was lost during the great blizzard of 64........maybe that wasn't my great aunt.[:-]maybe it was Germ who greatly resembles her when she...


WHEW !!