Man, I saw 10 lifetimes' worth of bodacious tataslast time. I'm hoping to raise the bar this time around. Maybe take some more (and better) pictures of some of the "scenery."

Trying a new resort this trip - anotherSpanish chain- I kinda hope there are hardly any Americans there. American chicks like to keep their tops on. The euros are quiet and keep to themselves, but theybare it all without a moment's hesitation.

The only drawback is the european guys and their choice of swimwear. Nothing quite like a 330 pounder wearing a slingshot and parading around the resort in it. I could do without that.