1.) Chicken
2.) Chicken
3.) Chicken

Eating dead wild animals is fun, but it just doesn't compare to a steaming pile of chickens.

If chickens are Jewish, I'm theAdolf Hitler of poultry. You figure, a dozen full wings...that's six little chickens every wingnight-a mini holocaust every weekend. 6 x 52 = 312 of Perdue's finest feathered friends, right down the hatch annually. Genocide. Delicious Genocide. And that's just wings. I put chicken on pizza. Chicken in chili. Chicken on the grill. Chicken in soup. Chicken baked. Chicken braised. Chicken broiled. Chicken breaded.

It's the ultimate foodsource. You can make it fat. You can make it healthy. Chicken can be formal. Chicken can party if it needs to.