Hey Minnesota, Take It Back!
When I got up at 4:30 this morning, it was zero degrees outside. They are forecasting a high of 5 degrees with windchills at -20 to -30 degrees. Tonight it is supposed to drop to a -2 degrees.
This is normal weather for Minnnesota, not southern Iowa. I am not very happy that Minnesota sent their cold down here and I want all you Minnesotans or Minnewegians, whichever you prefer, to come and take this crap back! Oofta! That's too cold for dem dere old Iowegians don't ya know!
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