Hmmmmm I want to be d'Artagnan(because I am so mature) and you can be Alexandre Dumas Dan.
Super Crossbow Set
William Tell not included

Interesting, did a search on Super Crossbow and this is also what I get. So I want to make one too.

The Super Crossbow is the Army's standard heavy bomber. With a huge bomb bay and lots of defensive weaponry, this is the ONLY pilotless bomber made in New Fraidussonia. Able to carry heavy bomb loads, this bomber also includes two hover engines and a new engine designed to sustain damage. This bomber has been nicknamed "the flying tank" because of the heavy armor around it. Phat Cat, wanna buy sme? We have more than we need. This bomber does not have wings because it's not made for carrier landings. Made using Gunny's half-and-a-half technique. Made in a few minutes! Able to carry torpedoes, bombs, missiles and other stuff you would want to put in it.

All kidding aside, what the heck is a super crossbow?