ORIGINAL: Splitear_Leland

I went up jaggety trail wun time, and boy did I ever shoot a biggun dat day. No friken kidden, hes a biggun too. He had bout 22 frickin points, and I dun shot him right after de perty sunrise to. I didn git no pitures, but momma drawed a piture of me with him on de side of the house wit a pece of coal. No frickin kiddin, my momma is a daggun ardist if id ever sawed wun.