ORIGINAL: davidmil
I find a piece of land I want to hunt. Then I find out where the owner lives. Then I put a black patch over my eye, practice my limping and pull up in his yard with my Purple Heart Combat Wounded license plates. Get out and hobble over while using a cane or something... when he comes to the door I take a couple deep breaths as if pausing to gather my strength and just ask him. When they say yesI bound back to the car and squeel out.[8D]
That's a good one.
My brother has a different take on the purple heart, you weren't supposed to be eligable to get one. He might just see you as accident prone.