"I fought down the urge to wrap my fingers around his throat and quietly took the bow from him, rounded up my missing parts, muttered something about "it was an accident... don't worry about it". Then I walked into the bathroom, locked the door and allowed myself a short, silent tantrum."


Its not funny but the first thing I thought of when I read that quote, was the father from A Christmas Storywhen his wife breaks his prized 'leg lamp'.

Hopefully not too much damage was done.