ORIGINAL: Semisane
Greensburg Louisiana - 23 Dec 07: Residents of this small rural community were shocked to learn that a killer Mustang is loose in the area. Its victim, a 120 lb. doe, died of massive trauma to the heart/lung area, having run only 27 yards from the point of attack. Ballistics experts were unable to locate the cause of the trauma which passed entirely through the victim. The Mustang’s owner, a man known only as “Semisane” says he knew the Mustang was a killer and warns that it will likely kill again. The Mustang’s accomplice, a beefy 300 grain character that goes by the nickname “Gold Dot” is believed to have been involved in the attack. Both Mustang and Gold Dot are known to be addicted to a powdered substance with the street name of “T-7”, which seems to drive them to states of extreme destruction, and are said to have consumed 100 grains of the substance immediately prior tothe killing. Authorities warn that this may only be the first incident of what could become a serial killer saga.
You must have had a moment of sanity to write that, good job, congratulations.
Chap Gleason