I would have to get Matt some steriods, he needs to bulk up for our Ultimate Fighting match!!!

Rob would definetly get one of those hats with the mullet already attached.

Scott would get a new tape measure to score his bucks

Jeff would get a new TC Encore

Fran would get a new pot to stir
Germ, well, he would get a new sterling silver spoon formed in the shape of a doe

NY would get some new kegs to go bigfoot hunting with

BigJohn would get some new tomato plants

Atlas would get a 1 year membership to QDMA

bristowboy would get a new digital camera to take pics of all those 200"-300" deer and black panters running around his hunting area
BigJ would get a nice Dallas Cowboys jersey (if nobody hears from me again, start the investigation with him)

Tony would get the first ever book "I wish I was buckeye"