ORIGINAL: burniegoeasily

It was a cold Dec. night. I was in my 4th year of college. My buddies and I had missed Penny pitures at the local bar, so we decided to hit another that was having a ladies night. As soon as we get to the bar, this fine young lady I had been eyeing for days comes straight for me, hammered drunk, with the bedroom eyes going............................................. ....


Wait, wrong kind of hunting.