My boss is the greatest!! The coolest dude you ever want to meet. He gives me all the time off I want, lets me cut out early and doesn't mind if I hang out here all day, as long as I get my work done.
He'll give me a raise any time I ask and lets me have a car, company credit card the works!!!
He's a big hansom dude too

kinda gruff at times and he puts way too may hours in (70-80 per week) but he is as cool as a boss can get.
He gets to sleep with his secretary and never has to worry about a sexual harassment suit.
He's a hunter too!! Sigh..........great guy.