ORIGINAL: Lanse couche couche
I'm not the brightest bulb in the chandelier but i can usually do that.
Well this guy:
1. Was not a few bricks shy of a load, but a few loads shy of a single brick;
2. Heard a mind was a terrible thing to waste, so he is saving it for later;
3. Was still shook up that his parents divorced, but happy they remained siblings.