ORIGINAL: Champlain Islander
I was only kidding.....but the older I get the less warning of a blast off i get. I always tell my son in law that in my senile years his main job will be to change my depends. The first time I told him that, he thought I was serious. That look was worth a million and it was over some beers at bow camp.
I'm putting it in my will to sell everything and divy up the loot based on who changes my depends. It'll be part of the nursing homes job to record it and keep a running chart on who's turn it is.