bigfoot does exist! i know this for a fact becasue i saw one. i didnt get any pictures because i didnt have a camera with me. but i will tell you the story. i was out last night drinking and after about 17 beers and a few irish car bombs (oh man those are good), i walked out side to have a smoke and there he was. he had pulled up in a bmw with with jimmy hoffa in the passenger seat. they were having a keg party over at elvis' house and had decided to stop by the bar looking for some chicks.

by the way, i forgot to mention that tu-pac was dj-ing and jimmi hendricks and jerry garcia were jamming in the back yard.