If your hunting buddy has to wake up 30 minutes earlier than you do to meet you at the designated time, don't make him wait another 20 minutes watching you get ready. (this goes both ways)

Real Men only need1 arrow per year in their quiver but should carry no more than 2 spares for coyotes and other predators.

THE Pre-RUT and RUT are MAN holidays which happen EVERY YEARand MUST occupy more squares on your calendar in a yearthan does your balls visiting your wife's purse! There are 11 other months in a year for planning birthday parties, shopping trips, and family visits. Say it Loud Say it Proud!~

Flower prints on walls and furniture is NOT CAMO - no matter how many times she tells you that it is foilage.