If you feel the need to make fun of people at the check station b/c of the deer they shot, I am sick of it and will pour deer intestinal fluid on your face.

If you walk around 1-2 hours before dark, scaring every deer between here and the moon, prepared to get shot with a pellet gun.

If you keep saying, "I see deer all the time but they are always 100 yards away", all the while smelling like you have been training in a highschool wrestling room and have not bathed in two weeks...then I don't know how else to say this other than SHUT UP.