ORIGINAL: Germ

All bucks must bedragged outby the antlers!!!

If you're invited to a wedding during bowseason, you must go to the wedding in full camo. Walk up to the groom, slap him in the face, then plant one on his bride, then go hunting!!!

If someone in your house gives one of your mounts a nasty look, you have the right to mount their head next to it, but don't, your buck deserves better. Take the mount disliker on your next hunt, shoot a bigger buck, and make them drag it out and gut it!!

If your wife complains about you hunting, hunt more and buy yourself another bow.

There are people who talk about how great hunter they are, then there is you, no talk needed

If you wound a deer, and want to cry, don't. Shoot yourself in the same place and wander around the woods for a few days. Come home put some JD on the wound and move on!!!!!

To test how sharp your BH are, stick one in your gut, if it does not hurt, it's sharp enough!!