Well, I've had the same wife for 40 years and I can tell you I make deals all of the time. Here's the current situation. I told the lady not to shop from me for Christmas because I've ordered a GP flintlock rifle for myself. She says fine. UPS Tracking says my package will be delivered tomorrow. She says it's not getting opened, but getting wrapped and put under the tree'til Christmas eve. I say "yes dear", even though I know shedoesn't mean it(at least I think she doesn't mean it).

I've got some errands to run tomorrow. If that sucker arrives while I'm out it would not surprise me if it getshidden at her mother's house, or my son's house, or her brother's house - all within a quarter mile of mine. DANG! Women. Gotta' love 'em.