Illinois huh?

My buddy shot a buck in Illinois one time where the deer came in while he was half way up the tree in his climber with him still part wayundressed..His hunting coat was still in his pack to avoid getting sweated up and he had one of those Star Trek type silver colored underwear shirts on as he's climbing the tree.

Long story short, Captain Kirk stops where he's at, pulls his bow up, retrieves his release from the pack, nocks an arrow and shoots the deer.

Game over.