Does a fat lady fart?

Is the Pope Catholic?

Does the ocean love the shore?

WouldRosie O'Donnell be married to Terry McAuliffe is she wasn't a bulldyke?

Does a bear sh*t in the woods, especially on fire lanes?

Do Candians really say, "eh" a lot?

Do PETA folks get pissy when you tell them how delicious cats are?

Does mylap-dog labrador think he's a proctologist trapped in a dog's body?

Are my 4 boys too noisy, ill behaved, and bastions of socially inappropriate behavior?

Does God freakin' ROCK?

Folks, please feel free to add on!

FC