OK Germ.

I call "shotgun" on being the first one called to post the teaser thread. I still remember last year's call....

jeff: Hello
Caller: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen!
jeff: Congratulations....you can count.
caller: No dumb ass! Sixteen POINTS!

lol