Oh man, I can hardly see the computer screen for the tears from laughing hysterically. That's the funniest damn thing I've read in a long time. I've got a few friends that have got to read that. I'll have to paste that in an e-mail. Thanks Wayne.

Has anyone been out bear hunting? I went out scouting for elk, and took the rifle just in case. I didn't see anything, but I heard a few shots fired.

Hunt hard, live right, and tell your kids you love 'em!