LOL nascar - my wife is gonna be pissed at you <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>...
Thought ya'all might get a kick out of this -
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* Feel guilty throwing aluminum cans or paper in the trash.
* Use the statement "sun break" and know what it means.
* Know more than 10 ways to order coffee.
* Know more people who own boats than air conditioners.
* Feel overdressed wearing a suit to a nice restaurant.
* Stand on a deserted corner in the rain waiting for the "Walk" signal.
* Consider that if it has no snow or has not recently erupted, it's not a real mountain.
* Can taste the difference between Starbucks, Seattle's Best Coffee, and Tully's.
* Know the difference between Chinook, Coho, and Sockeye salmon.
* Know how to pronounce Sequim, Puyallup, Issaquah, Oregon, and
Willamette.
* Consider swimming an indoor sport.
* Can tell the difference between Japanese, Chinese, and Thai food.
* In winter, go to work in the dark and come home in the dark...while
working only eight hour days.
* Never go camping without waterproof matches and a poncho.
* Are not fazed by "Today's forecast: showers followed by rain," and
"Tomorrow's forcast: rain followed by showers."
* You can't wait for a day with "showers and sun breaks."
* Have no concept of humidity without precipitation.
* Know that Boring is a town in Oregon and not just a state of mind.
* Can point to at least two volcanoes, even if you can't see through the cloud cover.
* Put on your shorts when the temperature gets above 50, but still wear your hiking boots and parka.
* Switch to your sandals when it gets above 60, but keep the socks on.
* Have actually used your mountain bike on a mountain.
* Think people who use umbrellas are either wimps or tourists.
* Knew immediately that the view out Frasier's window was fake.
* Buy new sunglasses every year, because you can't find the old ones
after such a long time.
* You measure distance in hours.
* You often switch from "heat' to "a/c" in the same day.
* You use a down comforter in the summer.
* Your grandparents drive 65 mph through 2 feet of water during a raging rainstorm without flinching.
* You carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use
them.
* You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit under a raincoat.
* You know all the important seasons: Almost winter, Winter, Still
raining, Road construction, Deer season, and Elk season.
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