About 25 years ago, when I lived in Statesboro, GA, I was discussing deer hunting with one of the salesmen at one of my Deere dealerships...I asked him if he hunted and he looked me straight in the eye and said..."Why in the world would I leave a warm, naked woman in the bed at 5 in the morning to go deer hunting???".....I laughed until I cried....

I learned a few months later that he was on his 4th wife.....