One day I heard grunting all morning. I grunted back, rattled antlers, doe bleats, and even begged it to come in...nothing. So I decide I'm gonna go check this out. I get outta the tree, and real slow start stalking to where I hear it. 45 minutes later I'm getting close, I hear it louder. I get out the binocs and start glassing the area. There it was...the fattest man I've ever seen outside of wal-mart sitting there breaking wind.