There you go using logic again!

Ever hear the joke about logic?

Joe was walking his dog one day and runs into a guy on the corner with a sign that says: "I can tell you five things about your life using logic"

Joe ask the guy what he means. street preformer tells him for a dollar he'll show him. so joe pays a buck.

Performer says: "I see you have a dog"

Joe: thats obvious

Peformer: I say you are Hetrosexual, married, have kids, have a managerial job, and you drive a pickup.

Joe: "holy cow, you could tell that just from my dog!"

performer: Logic tells me that men with dogs usually have children. Logic tells me that men with children usually are hetrosexual. logic tells me that hetrosexual men with children generally are married. Logic further dictates that hetrosexual married men with children that arewalking a dog in the middle of the day are either unemployed or have a managerial job. and I guessed on the truck.

Joe was thoroughly impressed. A few block later he runs into a friend bob. He tells bob he has a new trick and wants to demonstrate it. Joe asks: "Bob you got a dog?"
bob: NO
Joe: ******!