I just saw Java's Pomeranian, and I couldn't agree more. It sure would be entertaining to see him twirling around on the rotisserie inside the Amana, with the lights on. It would be like a disco with a rotating stagein there. A really, really hot disco. Without music, obviously.I guess you could dim all the other lights, maybe turn the radio on... for effect.

Note: Make sure you remove metal collar first. It'll look like the Fourth of July inside if you don't. Nobody wants to ruin a $139 microwave over a free cat.

$5 says that somebody makes a "cat in the microwave" comment tonight and getsdeathray glare or a stiff backhandfrom their wife or girlfriend.