RE: Random thoughts........
For Christmas, my folks got me a humidifier. For my birthday, they got me a de-humidifier.
I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, 'Dude, you have to wait.
I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.
I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks.
When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.