if...
-you chew gum that tastes like pine cones,
-you use arm and hammer solid deodorant on orifices other than your pits,
-you break wind at the end of the evening, powerful enough to shake a small tree, because you've been holding them in all day so as not to spook the deer,
-all the hair on your forearms is gone, because thats where you test your broad-heads,
-you thread the tarsal glands from your buddies buck to your boot laces,
-you've got enough home brew scent killer to de-odorize Rosie O'Donnell's vaginosis for a month,
-you wonder if Rosie's said hideous condition might actually attract a buck????[:'(]