Oh you know itwhen you head off for a week away and you leave the wife with a 3 day old baby and a mild case of post partem depression and then have the nerve to call her all excited about the deer you shot. I would have been OK if I had asked how the baby was first. This is the only place I could ever tell that story where people might understand..

Still in trouble over that one 14 years later but we are still married.