ORIGINAL: BobCo19-65
There is a lump of something brown way out in a neighbor's field. It could be a downed deer, or it could be a crouching man with a taste for fawn meat, the sort of predator who shot Smiling Buck a year ago. Feinberg whips out a pair of binoculars. If it is an illegal hunter, she'll call the state Department of Natural Resources, but she'll also confront him herself, scream, guard a deer's body with her own if she has to.
The hunched shape turns out to be a pile of leaves.
Could help but laugh.
I wonder if they'll start a neighborhood leaf patrol to catch all the leaves coming off of the trees this fall so they don't suffer when they hit the ground?!?
