Some used car saleman from BM called me a few months ago to offer me a membership. I didn' t have time to listen to the whole tirade, so I told him to send me the info in the mail and I would look at it. I was actually interested.

What I got in the mail was a membership package with a big fat bill enclosed that I had " verbally" committed to over the phone. When they didn' t get their dues, they sent me a couple of letters threatening to turn the unpaid bill over to a collection agency.

Satan has a better chance of winning a snowball fight than those morons have of getting ANY money from me.