RE: Ever had a squirrel jump on ya??
Never a squirrel, but I had a grass snake slide on my neck and then down my side. I don't know who was more scared, me or him, the only reason I stayed in the stand was because he bailed before I did. I was certainly on my way. I'd never had a snake on my neck before, but somehow I knew instantly it was a snake.
I laughed at myself after I saw it was a greenie.