Everybody that lives East of Colorado is an inbred, sleeping with your cousin, no teeth, and deer poachin' moron;so there everybody. You are all a bunch ofNed Beatty wanna b's, going out every weekend in your canoes and just hoping for a little "action". Now everybody just "squeal like a pig" and try to get along.

Edit: except for my buddies and relatives that live east of me.[8D]