That totally sucks dude. Cameras aren't even an option around here - these scumbagswould cut down a 3' oak tree with a swiss army knife just to get a $25 cheapo trail camera. I'm tellin' ya - they'd steal Christ off the cross, then go back later for the nails...

My recommendation:

Tell Germ that the guy who ripped off your camera is Lloyd Carr's twin brother.

He'll be down there with bells on before sun-uptomorrow morning, and willhave a 55-gallon jug of Maize and Blue asswhip ready to unleash the fury all over somebody. The Michigan fight song and "Blaze of Glory" would be playing in the background as he put the smack down on your resident concrete salesman. Could be legendary...

You could film it all, and make a new video - "Heartland Asswhippin"