This past spring season..I stopped by the local grill to grab breakfast before the hunt..To my surprise my uncle was sittiing in the middle table surrounded by hunters in their camo. I sat down and started on my sandwich and he said..I just dont understand yall having to wear all that camo and spend all that money just to kill something you can buy in a grocery store for $20.

He said in a much louder voice" I can kill a turkey with a shotgun and a can of Gasoline..All the hunters in there turned their head towards us and begin to listen..He said all you gotta do..Is find were their roosting walk out there about 11pm pour the gas around the tree and set it on fire and then shoot them out of the tree..(I got chocked from laughing so hard)
All the other hunters got up and left..