I caught a guy one year mushroom hunting on my farm. When I asked if he new whos ground he was on he said he didn't think anyone owned it!!

Another time I had someone pulled into my drive at my farm. Only way in I could not get in if I wanted too. I parked right behind them (parking them in) and waited. Pretty soon here they come with a big ole bag of mushrooms.. I said they had 2 options....
1. Give me the bag of mushrooms and get the heck out of there and never come back, or
2. Keep the mushrooms but would have to wait for me to get ahold of the county police to come and charge them with trespassing.

Man those were the best mushrooms I ever ate!!