Here's another one...

It was late last fall when i drove up to my property. I hurried to my stand (about 3/8 mile away) because I was a little bit late. I walked into my field and I see this guy sitting my stand. Just so happens this guy was trespassing deliberatley--"he knew I was coming today" (then why was he sitting my stand?). I told him to come down. I told him that I wasn't goin to call the warden this time, but I better never catch him on the property again. This guy must be drop dead stupid... this is exactly what he told me: "Well you should call me before you hunt your stand so we don't have this problem again"

I called the warden right then.