Talk about too much time on my hands.
Annually the woods fill with Whitetail Warriors. These Rut Hounds ride in is as Silent Assassins on a Dark Horse, hoping to unleash some Quiet Arrows and get a Pass-Thru on some, not very, Lucky Bucks.
These Autumn Assassins are part of a Killing Krew. A Dream Team, comprised of International Harvesters, Rack-A-Maniac, Timber Rattlers. Many Rub Line Raiders will connect with Lung Busters and Heart Stoppers.
The posted scoring, will lead to a Rack Attack, of non-believers (No Name) These Freezer Fillers have come up empty on their attempt to Trick’em and Stick’em with Lung Lancers
There are always a few Nimrods, causing Chaos. These Ruttin Rebels get Buck Naked and try to make Silent Entry with other FreakDaddy’s, 24/7. However despicable this Germ Warfare, Thwack Attack, may become, it has a better chance of causing a Cardiac Arrest then getting one Nocked Up. These Bone Collectors, Rack’em Up, and go Buck Wild, they are just Rut Junkies. It’s time for us to Reverse the Curse of these Dirty 30, put an end to their Boiler Room Busters.
All in fun Guys I’m just Bustin The Nuts. We’re all connected through Bucks Bros & Bows.