An old Deer is one that has been married and divorced at least three times. He Has at least 15 kids running around with half the his genetics, has a limp in the right front leg from a broadhead stuck in his shoulder, has two or three graze marks on his back,his nose is ROMAN from all the fighting, his ears are torn or even possibly missing, He only moves at night because it takes him all damn day just to get his bones moving, He no longer chase woman because he finally realized how much crap it put him through, I mean, look at him now. The only thing that really worries him now is a BELOIT sneaking up on him...