LOL.......I don't even care anymore but for some reason the one receipt that will always get me some flak is a Hooters receipt. She's just like fundamentally averse to Hooters girls.
You should have seen my porch the one day the UPS guy dropped of my Summit treestand order. [:-]When the delivery is blocking the view of the street from the dining room it's not somethinge easily hidden. My advice is to try to keep your orders under having your own UPS truck that day.
(It's pretty obvious the direction you want the seal skin hair to face on your shelf.........but I'm just saying.

And follow the directions on using the Barge cement, don't just slop it on and set the material on. I cut the rest piece to the shape I wanted and then traced it with a pencil on the bow so I knew exactly where to put the cement. You have to apply it to both the rest material and the bow.)