ORIGINAL: Matt / PA
Come on now Matt, 18-1/2"? Is that all you got? hahaha, my 13" biceps will make short work of you
Ok........ if you still insist on loading up the gloves bring along one of your scouting cameras too and we'll set that up to record the action. That way if you ever recover fully you'll be able to see exactly what happened to you. (Hope it has a fast trigger speed

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You are gonna need a homebrew to capture this one I think!
Maybe even a video camera. I happen to have a few TV quality video units if you need me to tag along and record the event.