any preceived danger in the woods. Then I thanked him for pushing the deer to me as this was the 1st buck I had
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"Yes, you can tell me that those stains on your coat aren't from a poor defenseless little animal."
I felt a grin creep across my face as I replied, "It wasn't defenseless, pheasants can both run and fly very fast, it's a great defense."
"Why would even a sick pathetic
murderer like you kill a beautiful bird?"
"Same reason you're gonna whole bag of Dorito's tonight, they taste good. However, unlike you, I don't mind getting the occassional exercise while in pursuit of a meal."
Hope that you don't mind, but I am going to have to borrow this for the next "don't shoot bambi, or the pretty bird" person.
That has got to be about the funniest thing that I have heard said to the fat girl at the Grocery store. Bet next time, she keeps her Pie hole shut, rather than be reminded that she is a slob in public.
By all means! I would love to have every hunter use this line as often as necessary!
Bhunter50,
As long as the deer keep getting bigger, I'm gonna have bigger targets! Makes my job easier and more meat for the freezer
I once got a mass spam e-amil asking for donations to PETA. I e-mailed in an offer to bring venison sausage, fried squirrel, and BBQ Pheasant breasts to their next cookout. They never replied
Another strategy is for each anti you meet tell them, "Well, since you're not hunting and pulling your weight in the population management department, I guess I'll have to shoot 2 next year.