I did once have a audibon anti in a red shirt walk up on my duck blind and give me some bs line about watching and not wanting to get shot I was ready to pickup any way but that donkey just wouldn't go away . Took me twice as long to pickup as usual that son ofa dog hounded me clear to the truck . I probally made a bad showing after 45 minutes when I in a rather blunt guttermouth way asked him what was wrong with him and the other 48 miles of beach line that he had to bully me . He looks at me and says " i'm fine your not on the other 48 miles ." I havn't seen him since I drove away .

I did hear about the editor of Cosmo after a PETA protester poured red paint on her mink , sending a plate of rare roast beef to them on the steps where they painted her . That was the best except for yall' hammering the round girl .