ORIGINAL: djschuett
"Yes, you can tell me that those stains on your coat aren't from a poor defenseless little animal."
I felt a grin creep across my face as I replied, "It wasn't defenseless, pheasants can both run and fly very fast, it's a great defense."
"Why would even a sick pathetic
murderer like you kill a beautiful bird?"
"Same reason you're gonna whole bag of Dorito's tonight, they taste good. However, unlike you, I don't mind getting the occassional exercise while in pursuit of a meal."
Hope that you don't mind, but I am going to have to borrow this for the next "don't shoot bambi, or the pretty bird" person.
That has got to be about the funniest thing that I have heard said to the fat girl at the Grocery store. Bet next time, she keeps her Pie hole shut, rather than be reminded that she is a slob in public.