dave...thats probably THE funniest story ive ever heard. something along those lines happened to me today. went outside to greet the brown truck(hes here atleast once a week for someone in the house!) they cant pull in the driveway so i run down and meet him...GOTTA be my string...then i see him pull out a decint sized box...uhhh no way thats a string...unless its attached to a bow...sure enough he hands me a Home Shopping Network box and says have a good day...dang grandma ordered another gimmick from them in the wee hours of the morning....hes probably still wondering what a 20yo guy ordered from HSN and was so excited to get...saved him a walkin 90 degree heat though