I got a good poop story... My dad's cousin and his cousin were going up fishing to Canada in the summer like they always did. Anyways they left early and on the way their the one guy decided to eat a bean burrito from a gas station... Well everything is fine for the whole day.the next morningthey decide to go out into the boat for some fishing. Well they were out in the middle of a monstrous lake. (Lake of the Woods I think) when the bean burrito decides to rear its ugly head. So my dad's cousin floors the boat to the nearest land mass. His cousin (we'll call Frank) hits the ground running before the boat even touches the shore he might have even went in the water... So off into the woods he goes... A while later he comes running back to the boat looking terrified yelling at my dad's cousin to get the heck out of there! After they get moved away my dad's cousin asked what happened. well Frank found a nice open spot and took an explosive dump... then he got the feeling someone was watching him... he turned around after he had finished and there sat a house, with the family inside eating breakfast in front of therehuge window,all of whom had a horrified expression...

Another good story about the same guy... Frank and my dad's cousin were fishing. Frank catches a small walleye and is looking at its underbelly with his mouth opentrying to determine whether its male or female when all of a sudden a spurt of fish crap hits its target and lands right in his mouth! My dad's cousin still gets teary eyed when he remembers that story.